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没还下班就接到老妈电话求救电话..说文文相当不合作..不愿意出去吃饭..偏要在家里看大头儿子..最近疯狂迷恋这部动画片..早上五点多钟就开始看..下午从亲子园一放学回家也要看..可怜那张碟片天天要给光头刻划一百遍啊..一百遍..
老妈看来搞不定她孙子了..说晚上她也不去了..在家烧些饭陪孙子看大头儿子..纠结了..
本来以为事情告一段落..可到达饭店后居然发现文文乐不可支滴站在椅子上蹦哒..询问之下得知是舅妈亲自上门哄得文文去赴宴..还买了一大盒爽歪歪才打动文文那颗幼小滴心灵..
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May 31st, 2011 at 06:27 pm
I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.
May 31st, 2011 at 06:30 pm
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
May 31st, 2011 at 06:30 pm
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
May 31st, 2011 at 06:30 pm
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
May 31st, 2011 at 06:49 pm
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
May 31st, 2011 at 06:49 pm
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
May 31st, 2011 at 06:50 pm
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
May 31st, 2011 at 06:50 pm
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
May 31st, 2011 at 06:52 pm
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
May 31st, 2011 at 06:52 pm
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
May 31st, 2011 at 06:59 pm
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
May 31st, 2011 at 06:59 pm
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
May 31st, 2011 at 06:59 pm
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
May 31st, 2011 at 07:00 pm
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
May 31st, 2011 at 07:21 pm
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
May 31st, 2011 at 07:21 pm
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
May 31st, 2011 at 07:21 pm
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
May 31st, 2011 at 07:23 pm
Hi there, what's up you guys???
May 31st, 2011 at 07:27 pm
Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.
May 31st, 2011 at 08:06 pm
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
May 31st, 2011 at 08:06 pm
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
May 31st, 2011 at 08:06 pm
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
May 31st, 2011 at 08:07 pm
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
May 31st, 2011 at 08:08 pm
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
May 31st, 2011 at 08:08 pm
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
May 31st, 2011 at 09:00 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
May 31st, 2011 at 09:00 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
May 31st, 2011 at 09:00 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
May 31st, 2011 at 09:00 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
May 31st, 2011 at 09:23 pm
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
May 31st, 2011 at 10:00 pm
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
May 31st, 2011 at 10:01 pm
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
May 31st, 2011 at 10:01 pm
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
May 31st, 2011 at 10:29 pm
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
May 31st, 2011 at 10:29 pm
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
May 31st, 2011 at 10:40 pm
Why don't you write books people can read?
May 31st, 2011 at 10:40 pm
Why don't you write books people can read?
May 31st, 2011 at 10:41 pm
Why don't you write books people can read?
May 31st, 2011 at 10:43 pm
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
May 31st, 2011 at 10:43 pm
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
May 31st, 2011 at 10:43 pm
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
May 31st, 2011 at 10:43 pm
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
May 31st, 2011 at 11:13 pm
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
May 31st, 2011 at 11:13 pm
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
May 31st, 2011 at 11:13 pm
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
May 31st, 2011 at 11:14 pm
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
May 31st, 2011 at 11:23 pm
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
May 31st, 2011 at 11:23 pm
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
May 31st, 2011 at 11:24 pm
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
May 31st, 2011 at 11:24 pm
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
June 1st, 2011 at 12:55 am
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
June 1st, 2011 at 12:56 am
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:12 am
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:13 am
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:13 am
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:28 am
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:28 am
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:29 am
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
June 1st, 2011 at 01:33 am
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
June 1st, 2011 at 01:44 am
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:44 am
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:45 am
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
June 1st, 2011 at 03:37 am
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
June 1st, 2011 at 03:45 am
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
June 1st, 2011 at 03:45 am
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
June 1st, 2011 at 03:45 am
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
June 1st, 2011 at 03:45 am
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
June 1st, 2011 at 04:01 am
A hen is only an eggs way of making another egg.
June 1st, 2011 at 04:02 am
A hen is only an eggs way of making another egg.
June 1st, 2011 at 04:31 am
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
June 1st, 2011 at 05:10 am
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
June 1st, 2011 at 05:11 am
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
June 1st, 2011 at 05:11 am
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
June 1st, 2011 at 05:11 am
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:09 am
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:09 am
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:09 am
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:15 am
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:16 am
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:16 am
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:21 am
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:34 am
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:34 am
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:35 am
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:35 am
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:36 am
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:36 am
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:36 am
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
June 1st, 2011 at 07:21 am
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
June 1st, 2011 at 07:21 am
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
June 1st, 2011 at 07:21 am
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
June 1st, 2011 at 07:21 am
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:28 am
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:29 am
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:30 am
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:30 am
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:31 am
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:35 am
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:35 am
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:35 am
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:35 am
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:36 am
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:36 am
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:36 am
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:12 am
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
June 1st, 2011 at 09:24 am
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:24 am
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:24 am
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:28 am
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:28 am
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:28 am
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:29 am
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:34 am
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:35 am
Smith & Wesson the original point and click interface.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:35 am
Smith & Wesson the original point and click interface.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:36 am
Smith & Wesson the original point and click interface.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:36 am
Smith & Wesson the original point and click interface.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:09 am
Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:10 am
Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:10 am
The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:10 am
The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:29 am
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:29 am
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:30 am
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:30 am
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:32 am
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:32 am
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:32 am
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:32 am
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:58 am
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:58 am
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:59 am
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:59 am
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
June 1st, 2011 at 12:32 pm
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
June 1st, 2011 at 12:32 pm
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
June 1st, 2011 at 12:33 pm
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
June 1st, 2011 at 12:33 pm
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
June 1st, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Smith & Wesson the original point and click interface.
June 1st, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Smith & Wesson the original point and click interface.
June 1st, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Smith & Wesson the original point and click interface.
June 1st, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Smith & Wesson the original point and click interface.
June 1st, 2011 at 12:53 pm
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:16 pm
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:23 pm
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:24 pm
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:24 pm
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:24 pm
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:41 pm
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
June 1st, 2011 at 01:42 pm
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
June 1st, 2011 at 02:06 pm
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'
June 1st, 2011 at 02:38 pm
If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.
June 1st, 2011 at 02:39 pm
If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.
June 1st, 2011 at 02:39 pm
If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.
June 1st, 2011 at 02:40 pm
If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.
June 1st, 2011 at 04:13 pm
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
June 1st, 2011 at 04:17 pm
The covers of this book are too far apart.
June 1st, 2011 at 04:17 pm
The covers of this book are too far apart.
June 1st, 2011 at 04:17 pm
The covers of this book are too far apart.
June 1st, 2011 at 04:18 pm
The covers of this book are too far apart.
June 1st, 2011 at 04:21 pm
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
June 1st, 2011 at 04:22 pm
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
June 1st, 2011 at 04:39 pm
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
June 1st, 2011 at 04:39 pm
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
June 1st, 2011 at 04:39 pm
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
June 1st, 2011 at 04:40 pm
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
June 1st, 2011 at 05:05 pm
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
June 1st, 2011 at 06:32 pm
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
June 1st, 2011 at 06:32 pm
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
June 1st, 2011 at 06:32 pm
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
June 1st, 2011 at 07:43 pm
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
June 1st, 2011 at 07:44 pm
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
June 1st, 2011 at 07:44 pm
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
June 1st, 2011 at 07:45 pm
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:02 pm
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:02 pm
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:02 pm
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:38 pm
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:38 pm
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:53 pm
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
June 1st, 2011 at 08:53 pm
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
June 1st, 2011 at 08:53 pm
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
June 1st, 2011 at 08:58 pm
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:58 pm
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:58 pm
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:58 pm
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
June 1st, 2011 at 08:59 pm
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:18 pm
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:18 pm
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:18 pm
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:33 pm
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:34 pm
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:34 pm
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:34 pm
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
June 1st, 2011 at 09:47 pm
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
June 1st, 2011 at 10:03 pm
Hi there, what's up you guys???
June 1st, 2011 at 10:07 pm
Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.
June 1st, 2011 at 10:08 pm
Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.
June 1st, 2011 at 10:08 pm
Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.
June 1st, 2011 at 10:08 pm
Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.
June 1st, 2011 at 10:25 pm
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
June 1st, 2011 at 10:25 pm
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
June 1st, 2011 at 10:25 pm
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
June 1st, 2011 at 10:30 pm
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:18 pm
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:35 pm
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:35 pm
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:35 pm
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:36 pm
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:39 pm
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:52 pm
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
June 1st, 2011 at 11:53 pm
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:24 am
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:25 am
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:25 am
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:25 am
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:53 am
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:53 am
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:53 am
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:53 am
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:04 am
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:05 am
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:18 am
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:18 am
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:19 am
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:19 am
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:32 am
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:38 am
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:38 am
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:38 am
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:42 am
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:49 am
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:53 am
In this war as in others I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
June 2nd, 2011 at 02:26 am
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
June 2nd, 2011 at 02:26 am
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
June 2nd, 2011 at 03:26 am
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
June 2nd, 2011 at 03:26 am
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
June 2nd, 2011 at 03:27 am
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
June 2nd, 2011 at 03:28 am
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
June 2nd, 2011 at 03:36 am
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
June 2nd, 2011 at 03:58 am
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
June 2nd, 2011 at 03:58 am
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:01 am
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:01 am
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:27 am
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:28 am
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:47 am
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:52 am
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:52 am
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:53 am
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:53 am
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
June 2nd, 2011 at 05:49 am
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
June 2nd, 2011 at 05:49 am
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
June 2nd, 2011 at 05:49 am
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
June 2nd, 2011 at 05:49 am
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
June 2nd, 2011 at 05:51 am
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
June 2nd, 2011 at 05:51 am
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
June 2nd, 2011 at 05:51 am
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
June 2nd, 2011 at 05:52 am
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
June 2nd, 2011 at 05:55 am
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:19 am
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:19 am
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:20 am
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:23 am
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:24 am
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:25 am
The covers of this book are too far apart.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:25 am
The covers of this book are too far apart.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:26 am
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:26 am
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:26 am
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:26 am
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:28 am
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:28 am
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:28 am
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:28 am
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:49 am
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:58 am
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:59 am
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:59 am
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:59 am
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:13 am
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:13 am
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:13 am
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:13 am
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:16 am
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:17 am
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:17 am
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:18 am
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:18 am
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:18 am
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:18 am
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:18 am
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:07 am
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:07 am
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:07 am
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:08 am
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:26 am
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:26 am
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:27 am
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:46 am
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:46 am
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:51 am
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:03 am
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:03 am
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:04 am
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:04 am
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:28 am
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:28 am
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:47 am
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:47 am
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:47 am
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:05 am
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:21 am
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:21 am
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:22 am
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:22 am
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:37 am
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
June 2nd, 2011 at 11:12 am
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
June 2nd, 2011 at 11:20 am
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
June 2nd, 2011 at 11:20 am
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
June 2nd, 2011 at 11:26 am
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
June 2nd, 2011 at 11:26 am
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
June 2nd, 2011 at 11:26 am
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
June 2nd, 2011 at 11:27 am
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:14 pm
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:14 pm
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:14 pm
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:15 pm
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:34 pm
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:34 pm
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:34 pm
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
June 2nd, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:45 pm
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:47 pm
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:47 pm
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:47 pm
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:47 pm
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:54 pm
I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:54 pm
I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:54 pm
I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
June 2nd, 2011 at 01:54 pm
I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
June 2nd, 2011 at 02:14 pm
Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
June 2nd, 2011 at 02:15 pm
Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
June 2nd, 2011 at 02:15 pm
Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
June 2nd, 2011 at 02:16 pm
Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
June 2nd, 2011 at 02:34 pm
If you are going through hell, keep going.
June 2nd, 2011 at 02:48 pm
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
June 2nd, 2011 at 02:48 pm
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
June 2nd, 2011 at 02:48 pm
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
June 2nd, 2011 at 02:49 pm
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
June 2nd, 2011 at 02:49 pm
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
June 2nd, 2011 at 02:49 pm
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
June 2nd, 2011 at 02:49 pm
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:13 pm
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:13 pm
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:13 pm
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:14 pm
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:53 pm
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
June 2nd, 2011 at 04:54 pm
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
June 2nd, 2011 at 05:25 pm
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
June 2nd, 2011 at 05:32 pm
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
June 2nd, 2011 at 05:32 pm
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
June 2nd, 2011 at 05:32 pm
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
June 2nd, 2011 at 05:33 pm
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:54 pm
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
June 2nd, 2011 at 06:57 pm
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:02 pm
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:25 pm
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:26 pm
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:26 pm
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
June 2nd, 2011 at 07:26 pm
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:10 pm
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:10 pm
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:10 pm
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:39 pm
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:53 pm
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:53 pm
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:53 pm
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:59 pm
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
June 2nd, 2011 at 08:59 pm
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:00 pm
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:00 pm
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:30 pm
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:30 pm
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:41 pm
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:41 pm
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:42 pm
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
June 2nd, 2011 at 09:42 pm
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:45 pm
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:53 pm
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:53 pm
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:53 pm
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:53 pm
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:53 pm
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:58 pm
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:59 pm
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:59 pm
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:59 pm
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
June 2nd, 2011 at 11:26 pm
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
June 3rd, 2011 at 12:31 am
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
June 3rd, 2011 at 12:47 am
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
June 3rd, 2011 at 12:52 am
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:08 am
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:09 am
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:09 am
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:21 am
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:22 am
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:22 am
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:22 am
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:22 am
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:22 am
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:22 am
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:23 am
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:23 am
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:24 am
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:39 am
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:39 am
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:03 am
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:07 am
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:20 am
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:21 am
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:28 am
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:29 am
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:29 am
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
June 3rd, 2011 at 03:05 am
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
June 3rd, 2011 at 03:06 am
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
June 3rd, 2011 at 03:06 am
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
June 3rd, 2011 at 03:06 am
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
June 3rd, 2011 at 04:30 am
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:00 am
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:00 am
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:00 am
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:00 am
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:01 am
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:02 am
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:42 am
A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:43 am
A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:43 am
A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:56 am
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:56 am
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:56 am
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:56 am
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
June 3rd, 2011 at 06:30 am
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
June 3rd, 2011 at 06:33 am
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
June 3rd, 2011 at 06:33 am
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
June 3rd, 2011 at 06:34 am
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
June 3rd, 2011 at 06:34 am
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
June 3rd, 2011 at 06:50 am
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
June 3rd, 2011 at 06:51 am
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
June 3rd, 2011 at 06:51 am
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
June 3rd, 2011 at 06:51 am
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:01 am
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:01 am
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:01 am
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:02 am
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:43 am
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:43 am
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:43 am
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:44 am
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:56 am
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:56 am
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:56 am
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:56 am
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:23 am
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:37 am
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:37 am
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:37 am
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:38 am
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:51 am
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:51 am
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:52 am
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:52 am
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
June 3rd, 2011 at 09:06 am
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:16 am
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:16 am
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:17 am
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:17 am
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:20 am
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:21 am
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:21 am
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:21 am
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:24 am
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:24 am
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:24 am
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:24 am
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:31 am
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:31 am
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:34 am
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:34 am
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:34 am
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:34 am
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:34 am
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:47 am
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
June 3rd, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
June 3rd, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
June 3rd, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:21 pm
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:21 pm
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:43 pm
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:43 pm
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:43 pm
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:43 pm
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:43 pm
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
June 3rd, 2011 at 01:43 pm
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:04 pm
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:04 pm
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:04 pm
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:13 pm
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:18 pm
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:18 pm
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:19 pm
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:20 pm
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:20 pm
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
June 3rd, 2011 at 02:52 pm
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
June 3rd, 2011 at 03:15 pm
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
June 3rd, 2011 at 03:16 pm
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
June 3rd, 2011 at 03:17 pm
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
June 3rd, 2011 at 03:17 pm
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
June 3rd, 2011 at 04:04 pm
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
June 3rd, 2011 at 04:34 pm
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
June 3rd, 2011 at 04:35 pm
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
June 3rd, 2011 at 04:35 pm
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
June 3rd, 2011 at 04:35 pm
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'
June 3rd, 2011 at 04:35 pm
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'
June 3rd, 2011 at 04:36 pm
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'
June 3rd, 2011 at 04:36 pm
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:05 pm
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:22 pm
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:31 pm
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:31 pm
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:32 pm
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:54 pm
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:54 pm
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:54 pm
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
June 3rd, 2011 at 05:55 pm
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
June 3rd, 2011 at 06:25 pm
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
June 3rd, 2011 at 06:25 pm
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
June 3rd, 2011 at 06:50 pm
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
June 3rd, 2011 at 06:50 pm
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:04 pm
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:04 pm
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:04 pm
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:04 pm
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:14 pm
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:14 pm
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:15 pm
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
June 3rd, 2011 at 07:15 pm
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:05 pm
Men have become the tools of their tools.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:05 pm
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:05 pm
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:05 pm
Men have become the tools of their tools.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:05 pm
Men have become the tools of their tools.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:05 pm
Men have become the tools of their tools.
June 3rd, 2011 at 08:30 pm
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
June 3rd, 2011 at 09:25 pm
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
June 3rd, 2011 at 09:25 pm
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
June 3rd, 2011 at 09:25 pm
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
June 3rd, 2011 at 09:25 pm
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
June 3rd, 2011 at 09:53 pm
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
June 3rd, 2011 at 09:54 pm
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
June 3rd, 2011 at 09:55 pm
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
June 3rd, 2011 at 09:55 pm
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
June 3rd, 2011 at 10:24 pm
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
June 3rd, 2011 at 10:30 pm
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
June 3rd, 2011 at 10:30 pm
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
June 3rd, 2011 at 10:31 pm
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
June 3rd, 2011 at 10:38 pm
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
June 3rd, 2011 at 10:38 pm
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
June 3rd, 2011 at 10:38 pm
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
June 3rd, 2011 at 10:38 pm
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
June 3rd, 2011 at 10:38 pm
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
June 3rd, 2011 at 10:38 pm
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
June 3rd, 2011 at 10:41 pm
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:03 pm
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:03 pm
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:05 pm
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:05 pm
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:06 pm
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:07 pm
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:07 pm
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:08 pm
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:09 pm
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:47 pm
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:47 pm
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:48 pm
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:48 pm
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:55 pm
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:57 pm
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:57 pm
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
June 4th, 2011 at 01:20 am
Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.
June 4th, 2011 at 01:21 am
Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.
June 4th, 2011 at 01:22 am
Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.
June 4th, 2011 at 01:33 am
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
June 4th, 2011 at 01:33 am
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
June 4th, 2011 at 01:33 am
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
June 4th, 2011 at 01:34 am
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
June 4th, 2011 at 01:49 am
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
June 4th, 2011 at 01:49 am
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
June 4th, 2011 at 02:10 am
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
June 4th, 2011 at 02:10 am
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
June 4th, 2011 at 02:10 am
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
June 4th, 2011 at 02:10 am
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
June 4th, 2011 at 02:17 am
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
June 4th, 2011 at 02:17 am
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
June 4th, 2011 at 02:32 am
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
June 4th, 2011 at 02:39 am
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
June 4th, 2011 at 02:43 am
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
June 4th, 2011 at 03:39 am
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
June 4th, 2011 at 04:29 am
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
June 4th, 2011 at 04:30 am
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
June 4th, 2011 at 04:30 am
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
June 4th, 2011 at 04:30 am
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
June 4th, 2011 at 04:42 am
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
June 4th, 2011 at 04:42 am
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
June 4th, 2011 at 04:43 am
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
June 4th, 2011 at 04:49 am
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
June 4th, 2011 at 04:49 am
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
June 4th, 2011 at 05:03 am
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
June 4th, 2011 at 05:15 am
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
June 4th, 2011 at 05:15 am
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
June 4th, 2011 at 05:15 am
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
June 4th, 2011 at 05:15 am
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
June 4th, 2011 at 05:27 am
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
June 4th, 2011 at 05:33 am
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
June 4th, 2011 at 05:34 am
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
June 4th, 2011 at 06:09 am
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
June 4th, 2011 at 06:20 am
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
June 4th, 2011 at 06:20 am
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
June 4th, 2011 at 06:20 am
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
June 4th, 2011 at 06:20 am
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
June 4th, 2011 at 06:27 am
Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !
June 4th, 2011 at 06:27 am
Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !
June 4th, 2011 at 06:47 am
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
June 4th, 2011 at 06:47 am
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
June 4th, 2011 at 06:47 am
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
June 4th, 2011 at 06:47 am
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
June 4th, 2011 at 06:58 am
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:04 am
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:04 am
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:04 am
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:05 am
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:08 am
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:11 am
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:11 am
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:12 am
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:20 am
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:21 am
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:21 am
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:21 am
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:23 am
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:23 am
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:24 am
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:24 am
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:49 am
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:49 am
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:49 am
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
June 4th, 2011 at 07:49 am
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.